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Have you had an accident in the last six months?

Maybe you have them all the time? Where there’s blame, there’s a claim, but doesn’t all the paperwork tire you out?

Ever wished you could consolidate all your accidents into a regular mishap, and all your compensation claims into one regular monthly payment?

Well now you can! Claim Finance Direct will arrange for a simple monthly injury* framed on someone else; Your boss, your family or a stranger you pass in the street. We’ll do all the hard work for you, all you have to do is milk the injury and take 10% of the payout. Imagine the look on your boss’s face when he realises you’ll be off work for a month AND he has to pay you compensation!

Contact us now to assess your suitability. Gullible work-shy types with massive debts and no future preferred, and remember, with Claim Finance Direct, where there’s a frame, there’s a claim!

*Injuries may be life-threatening or involve permanent disability. Claim Finance Direct is indemnified against everything you can think of, and can kick the crap out of you whenever we like without justification. Regular payments are not guaranteed or in fact likely.

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